Below are the last four comments posted to Basement.org:
My mind is like a bunch of nothing, but I guess it doesn’t bother me. I haven’t been up to anything recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing to speak of.
My life’s been basically bland today. More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. My mind is like an empty room. I’ve more or less been doing nothing to speak of. Not much on my mind recently.
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
I haven’t been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can’t be bothered with anything these days.
Can anyone out there shed light on why my comment spam filters seem to pity and thus spare comments posted by unmotivated, completely depressed, borderline-suicidal posters? The impact of such gloomy commentary goes beyond just cluttering this blog and reaches to my very soul – bringing me down a notch or two as I scan through them on a daily basis.
What we need is a Cry For Help Movable Type plug-in that somehow detects joyless, melancholic tone and promptly deletes it.